By Lucky Okoedion
If elections were prostitution or any sexual business, then the campaign message of Adams Oshiomhole and Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu are such that would get most people wet and hard, especially those who hate the signing of MOUs, as a copious consequence of their inordinate lust which has made them susceptible to “premature ejaculation” and psychological manipulation.
The highly seductive “Paddi Paddi” Manifesto of Ize-Iyamu and Oshiomhole is a campaign message that outrageously promises a short-cut to economic paradise for the thugs, the lovers of land-grabbing, and the other mammoth crowd with an entitlement mentality who love specifically the kind of political appointments that do not require you to do any real work to justify your pay. They are people who love contracts that you do not really need to execute – all you need to do is get the contracts to enrich yourself – in a “Paddi Paddi” manner, and then reach “orgasm” quicker. 
Hence you see gathering round Ize-Iyamu, like customers around a stage of sexy strippers, a crowd of young men and women who have refused to participate in the money-making initiatives of the Edo Production Center, the Edo Innovation Hub for ICT Jobs, and the several Modern Agric Business opportunities created by the administration of Gov. Obaseki, all because it requires real industry which they hate, and it will not help them to get rich quickly enough. They wish to be economically aroused as fast as possible and to ejaculate prematurely. Hence they hate to hear anything about MOUs that have been signed by the administration of Obaseki in some strategic medium and long term developmental initiatives. They hate it. They can’t stroke for so long and not cum. They want a short-cut to orgasm, and they do not care how their selfishness affects their intended love-making partner which is the economic future of the state that they hope to rape for their sole pleasure.
However, there is nothing new about this. All the 36 states of Nigeria and regional bodies like NDDC have arguably since their creation been victims of this form of rape from political landlords and their thugs. So bad that even the “Federal” that Buhari married in 2015 and promised not to “over-sex” so that the future husbands will meet her in good shape, we just found out that others have been raping her brutally behind his back. Several of the president’s men have been busy raping her to his greatest shock.
It is in this background that Ize-Iyamu who has a fraud case of 700 million with the EFCC became the flag bearer and candidate of the same anti-corruption political party called APC. We can conclude that he has the full support and sponsorship of Buhari the anti-corruption crusader president whose “wife” – the federal – is currently neck-deep in a scandal of being brutally raped through NDDC and other holes in her body. Probably it was the gorgeous portrait of the 700 million EFCC fraud case that warmed Ize-Iyamu to the heart of the APC whose ultimate leader is the anti-corruption crusader president Buhari.
If APC and Buhari could fall for the “sexual” advances of the Simple “Paddi Paddi” Agenda of Ize-Iyamu, how are we sure that unemployed former independent “street tax collectors” and lovers of financial empowerment without industry and haters of MOUs who form the bulk of Ize-Iyamu’s followers will not fall for it?
